He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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