But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
from the living room?