So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Girls should come with a carfax report
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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