I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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