Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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