Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Alive.
So much puke
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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