Sponge bath it is.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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