He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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