The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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