If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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