Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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