Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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