So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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