So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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