those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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