So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My apartment stinks of burning failure
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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