Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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