If i come over, it means nothing
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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