Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
