i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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