the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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