Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
where does the pee come out of this thing
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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