So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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