Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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