will power is for people who don't want to get laid
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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