He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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