I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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