Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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