Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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