He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
