Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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