when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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