This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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