I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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