At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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