u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Someone shit on the floor
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
