I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Quick, to the slutcave!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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