I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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