You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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