real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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