I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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