I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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