O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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