Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
NoShamevember. You game?
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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