Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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