his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Your penis caused this!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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