If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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