have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I think your dad took our porno
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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