did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
