Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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