he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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