So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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