i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
