I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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