dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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