I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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