It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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